April 30, 2009
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Ode to Microsoft
Crash! Goes my computer again
if it weren't for the cash, I'd leave you by now.
It's an abusive relationship, me and Microsoft,
the ugly blue bar and the bright green Start.
As I daily read your blocky chunk fonts,
I think often of the day we'll part.
The command line fails,
'Paint' is so old,
buffer overflows,
viruses,
I'd leave now if it weren't for cold cash.-------
Poem inspired specifically by the miserable HTML indentation strategy in Microsoft Visual Studio, that I'm currently using for my job, although I do consider any occasion for an anti-Microsoft poem acceptable.
